Saturday 12 January 2008

old traders' jokjes

You can recognize a former markermaker working as a car salesman by asking him the price of the car. You can bet he'll give you a bid/ask.

A female fx dealer on a date:
Man: if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
Woman: 25/29
Man: What?
Woman: Oh, well... 26/28
Man: I don't understand...
Woman: Ok, darling, just for you: 27/27 - CHOICE!

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